Yikes! I've been so busy preparing for the kids' Christmas joy, I nearly forgot to tell Santa what I would like this year. Good thing he's all magical and what-not.
Last year, I asked Santa for a new house, a minivan, a vacation to Italy, a new camera, perfume, a winter coat, a briefcase, a Blackberry, and miscellaneous gift cards.
I have to say, I did really well. Not, of course, at Christmas, per se. But in the year that has passed, I've gotten the minivan, the perfume, the briefcase, and the Blackberry. I did more than my fair share of clothes shopping this year, so I think we call that covered, too.
The remaining items still loom really large. The house...the vacation. Ah, how I wish Santa really could fit those in his sleigh. A sweet DSLR. That would make this girl smile and say cheeeeeeeese!!!!
And, of course, it's been a year, so I totally want to trade my Blackberry in for an iPhone. Ha!
But, Santa, if you're reading, here are a few other, last minute suggestions:
I'd like to dive in a sea of k-cups. It is the saving grace of my work day.
I'd like RELIEF. Like, a big ol' life sized Rolaids to cure all that ails me.
Those sassy patent-leather peep toe wedges I saw at the mall today.
Maybe a pair just like them but in red, too. Just for good measure.
Skirts to go with my growing tights collection.
A sweater dress that doesn't make me look like a stuffed sausage.
Long hair.
And highlights.
A Batphone type contraption hooked up to my local library in which I could just phone in a request and someone would deliver it to me.
And don't think I've forgotten about my coat. You're lucky, Santa, that is has been balmy here in New York the last few weeks. Mama needs a new coat.
A tattoo that says "Om Namah Shivaya" in Sanskrit with a lotus flower above it.
A sane 2012 Presidential Campaign.
A New England Patriots Super Bowl victory.
Dave Matthews Band tickets (we can revisit this in the summer, no worries)
I think that about covers it.
Thanks, Santa. You're the best.
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